your text post was funny but I’m not gonna reblog it bc I hate you
i cannot believe people have followed me for years
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
this makes me feel old.
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look